I color Mama

Chase loves to color. Today he told me I color Mama, come on I show you. He still names random colors but right now his go to color is blue!

He said

T: burp

D: what do you say?

T: that was juicy 

He said

T: Mom I need a flashlight so I can see the moon much better.

Meltdown

I took his pj's off after breakfast because he spilt milk on them...

He said

Driving home from lunch...

T: Mommy remember don't go too fast, my Apple juice will spill on the floor and I will cry. Then the police man will come get you

He said

T: When you are little girl I will take you for a ride on my impact hammer.

He said

T: mommy if you don't listen to me I will let a scorpion sting you.