Meltdown

I took his pj's off after breakfast because he spilt milk on them...

He said

Driving home from lunch...

T: Mommy remember don't go too fast, my Apple juice will spill on the floor and I will cry. Then the police man will come get you

He said

T: When you are little girl I will take you for a ride on my impact hammer.

He said

T: mommy if you don't listen to me I will let a scorpion sting you.

Time out

Chase had his first time out today. He has figured out that biting is an effective way to get his brother to stop bothering him...

He said

T: I'm going grow up to be a daddy with lots of beards. Then I can ride my motorcycle.